All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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