I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
