Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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