It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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