i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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