I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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