I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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