Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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