so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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