This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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