he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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