She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Is this like a preordered booty call?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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