Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
No subtext here. People are naked.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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