I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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