Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
