so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
