so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
