no. you can't hotbox the world.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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