Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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