Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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