Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
is wine microwaveable?
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Two words: nipple clamps
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