Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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