This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
and you fell through a lawn chair
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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