Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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