Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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