grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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