it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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