Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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