This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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