There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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