Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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