Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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