oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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