i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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