Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
