white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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