just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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