the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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