we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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