Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Randomize
