so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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