quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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