This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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