Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I believe in your delicious
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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