I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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