When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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