Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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