i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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