my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
How's work?
Spinning.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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