The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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