a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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