I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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