If i come over, it means nothing
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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