is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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